Why is everyone so fucking stupid? UBERRANT!

I encounter stupidity on a daily basis, wether it is wannabe Linux-Admins like this guy "gehirn"/"gott" i chatted with on several occasions, but it's not just him, he's one of the 99% of Occupied by Brainfarts in my line of work.

#1 Source based distros are not for production

You really think that people using source based distros like FreeBSD (ports), NetBSD (pkgsrc), Gentoo (Portage) or Archlinux (AUR) have too much time? LOL

I am not sure what fucking old ass boxes you sell to your customers, but i can imagine that selling them Towers from late '05 as "Servers" will make compilation very slow. Guess what, the boxes i buy for my customers are hand picked, not some Hardware i have 20x stacked in my Warehouse because i'm convinced that every customer needs roughly the same stuff - the joke is on you, buddy.

But i don't mean to tell you how to run your business, oh sorry, you don't have your own business, you're just an employee and want to tell me bullshit? LOL Take a hike, mike!

#2 Binary distros are so leet and production ready

Yeah, we've all seen how great binary distros are, especially when fucking package maintainer try to fix fucking compiler warnings by vuln'ing up code CVE-2008-0166.

Oh, i'm sorry, your meds prevented you from thinking that far? I figured. Yes, you may cry now "but in source based distros, there can also be bad patches".

That may be so, but at least people have a chance of READING the fucking code, if you get it in binary, it will be very hard to see what is different from Vanilla. But i guess Enterprise Businesses care more about ease of use and stickers they can put on their hardware than all the flexibility that comes with source based distros.

Ah, and i'd love to see you waiting for a patched binary from upstream when a fresh 0day hit the scene, yes, think about it, find a stupid reason why i am wrong, but you'll know i am right. I'll just up a number in my compilation-recipe, and i'm good to go.

Also, it's always nice to have the same shitty software running EVERYWHERE, that makes it so much more secure! I can see a nice auto-rooter doing its job.

Seriously

If i hear any stupid dumbfuck telling me bullshit about source based distros, consider yourself outed as being unqualified for your job.

Maybe visit a gay club or something, get your rectal exam from a professional like you consider yourself to be, but don't try to talk with the big boys, elm0 and i will get the shits and giggles so bad..

Why did i write this?

I am so fed up by pseudo-Admins telling me "oooh, source based is only for people administrating 2 servers", the fucking truth is, on my peak i had to manage 600 of those motherfuckers myself, so please go and fuck yourself when try judging me. You don't have the slightest idea what i am capable of.

EOD.

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